Hey guys! First of all, I’d like to encourage you all to check out my recent feature on Internations! Also on that page is a handy link for some other excellent Russia blogs! Internations, if you’re not in the know, is a site that lets you connect to expats in your own area. They also host lots of local events which I always really want to go but they’re always on Thursday nights. Thursday, you all! I’m lucky if I’m awake by 10:30 on Thursdays. (Kidding, kind of…)
Yes, it’s time for everyone’s favorite post: strange search terms (OK, I may be projecting onto other people here), where bloggers reveal the keywords that brought readers to their blogs. Buck up, you guys, it’s not all normal out there and I’ve picked the best of the best (worst?) to share with you:
The Most Popular
Dating Russian men / dating a Russian man / tips on dating a Russia. Not that surprising, it probably led to this post or maybe this one. I’m sure people are disappointed when they come away realizing Russians aren’t all that different than the rest of us.
The least related to the blog
My girlfriend travels all over Europe i miss her. Womp womp. Stop searching Google and get out of the house, you might feel a little better.
Cut all my hair off. OK, I know it leads to this post where I do in fact cut off a lot of my hair but I’m sure there are a thousand other more useful posts on the internet.
Phrase “sad food”. No idea.
Malaysia tourist visa requirements for UK citizens. I’m really stumped on the connection with this one…
Should I trust a foreigner? Probably safer if you don’t… In fact, while you’re at it, you might as well just be super mistrustful of everyone you meet, regardless of citizenship.
Old men dating Russian girls. Ew. Ew. Ew.
I am not Russian. Me either! Let’s be friends?
The most useless
What can I buy with a ruble? Nothing. Nothing at all. (But check out what you can buy for 30 rubles!)
Big ass girls real. Um, I am very sure you didn’t find what you were looking for. Sorry.
Girl pleasure tongue twister. Gross, but at least they are trying to be giving. Points for effort.
Buy girls in Russia. Nope. Just stop it.
The most grammatically incorrect
Why Russians are released from the Cyrillic to the Latin alphabet? Sadly for all of us trying to learn Russian, I don’t think Russians ever were released from Cyrillic.
Are Russian girls don’t put out on first date? Wut.
Teach English Russia horror story. Please don’t bother teaching English if you can’t formulate that sentence a lot less weirdly.